Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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