On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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