Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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