Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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