Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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