Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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