Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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