if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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