I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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