doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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