Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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