How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
