U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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