Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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