I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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