Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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