Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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