I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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