how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
