Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
