Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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