But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
