that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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