when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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