But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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