Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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