carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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