was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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