i just google imaged poop.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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