what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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