She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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