we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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