Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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