i jhust puked up my retainher.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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