We need to rekindle our bromance
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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