it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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