Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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