We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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