my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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