yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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