Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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