Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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