Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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