i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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