Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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