We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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