Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
it's like heaven, but drunker
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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