Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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