My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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