that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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