god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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