This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
