He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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