How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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