great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
send nudes
from the living room?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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